- Drake showcased his mansion in a recent magazine article.
- His mansion is just as bland and unoriginal as his music.
- It looks like a shopping mall–probably to attract the type of females he courts.
While unemployment rates skyrocket and many people wonder how they’ll pay rent, Drake decided it was a great time to flaunt his wealth. The Canadian rapper showed the Architectural Digest his Toronto mansion, and much like his music, it’s entirely unexceptional.
Simply put: If auto-tune were a building, it would be Drake’s house.
Drake’s Mansion Looks Like the Inside of a Shopping Mall
Drake showcased some of the pictures from the article on his Instagram page, and it’s not clear what ‘look’ he’s going for. At certain points, it captures an ‘ultimate man cave’ vibe. At other points, it gives off a ’21st-century billionaire in the city’ vibe. But all too often, it feels like Drake went to the most basic mall in all of the suburbs and said: “This is me.”
Just look at his staircase. Does that not look like the inside of a Macy’s?
Just like his music, Drake knows a thing or two about doing the same thing over and over again. Check out his foyer; it looks like he bought it at the fanciest Target in all of the land.
Of course, no mall would be complete without a Foot Locker:
His kitchen looks like it was imported straight from a catalog.
Drake’s Mansion Has Some Cool Moments, Too
Of course, just like his music, the Champagne Papi occasionally has some style and originality. I don’t know what this room is, but it looks like a fun place to sit.