- Madonna posted a laughable ‘ominous’ video calling coronavirus “the great equalizer.”
- The only thing equal about Madonna and the rest of the world is that we can all make terrible videos.
- Let’s hope this is her last fame-grab for a while.
Madonna just won’t go away. The former “Queen of Pop” released a naughty coronavirus video on Instagram yesterday.
The naked 61-year-old called the virus “the great equalizer” from her fancy bathtub strewn with rose petals. The only thing “equal” about us is that we all have the ability to create cringe-worthy content.
Madonna Has Gone From Pop Queen to Second-Rate Influencer
No one can deny Madonna’s success as an artist. According to the Guinness World Records, she’s the best selling female artist of all-time. She’s proven herself time and time again. I don’t know what she’s trying to accomplish with this hack video.
As she sits in her expensive bathtub with an eerie piano playing in the background, Madonna regurgitates information we’ve already heard before. A Colombian journalist penned an article just a week earlier calling coronavirus “humanity’s great equalizer.”
That’s the thing about COVID-19. It doesn’t care how rich you are. How famous you are. How funny you are. How smart you are. Where you live. How old you are. What amazing stories you can tell. It’s the great equalizer.
The coronavirus can infect anyone? Yep, we know. It doesn’t care how funny you are? Sure. It doesn’t care how old you are? Wait. I don’t know if you’ve heard, Madonna, but it doesn’t seem to treat all ages equally.
Luckily for you Madonna, it doesn’t care how cringeworthy your videos are.
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